1
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Better get married.

2
00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,880
You're starting to look old.

3
00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:54,133
dad! you can't
tell her that!

4
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<i>Papu!</i>

5
00:02:57,262 --> 00:02:58,263
lol

6
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<i>That's it
family tradition.</i>

7
00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:04,269
<i>My father used to tell me this and
now he just said it to my daughter.</i>

8
00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,646
<i>She is 17.</i>

9
00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:11,776
<i>My family worries about everyone
another because we are close.</i>

10
00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,238
<i>Very close.</i>

11
00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:18,908
<i>Extremely close.</i>

12
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<i>We see no difference between
hugging and suffocating.</i>

13
00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:28,376
Tula, find your daughter
greek boyfriend

14
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before she does
what did you do

15
00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:31,795
What...

16
00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,339
You married <i>xeno.</i>
My husband!

17
00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:37,051
He is a nice boy, very nice,
but not Greek, but <i>xeno.</i>

18
00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,386
How can you say that?

19
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Please stop!

20
00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:40,889
Um.

21
00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:47,562
<i>Am I speaking for everyone
mothers of teenagers when I ask,</i>

22
00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:49,647
<i>"Does it ever get better?"</i>

23
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Hey hey hey.

24
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<i>Come,</i> Costa!

25
00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:55,945
Nico.

26
00:03:56,029 --> 00:03:58,656
Hey, dad, open the trunk.
I'm freezing.

27
00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,117
Too much makeup.

28
00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:05,204
we will
Have a nice day.

29
00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,832
And we will draw
and we will do good things.

30
00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:11,002
Gus, I put you on the pills
from your coffee.

31
00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:12,545
Yes yes yes.

32
00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:16,049
Costa, is the painting finished?
Alexander the Great?

33
00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:20,345
Hmm right. And I sculpted
Parthenon of soap.

34
00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:22,263
Very good, very good.

35
00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:23,389
Oh, no.

36
00:04:23,473 --> 00:04:27,477
Spell check has been fixed
"spanakopita" to "spina bifida".

37
00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,561
Phew!

38
00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:32,357
Kisses.

39
00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,360
<i>Oh
kisses from your child.</i>

40
00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:37,862
<i>That's over.</i>

41
00:04:39,072 --> 00:04:40,698
<i>My sister did it right.</i>

42
00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:43,785
<i>When her sons became possessed
from the hormones of the young wolf,</i>

43
00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:45,620
<i>she pulled out another one.</i>

44
00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,038
<i>And one more.</i>

45
00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,539
Let's go!
Put your hat on.

46
00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:53,962
Paris, you must come and help
in the restaurant sometime.

47
00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:55,880
You have to oil it
the garlic bread.

48
00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,340
I can't wait

49
00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:58,883
Come here, baby.

50
00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,051
ugh

51
00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:03,012
Tula, you and Ian
did you see those eyes

52
00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:04,806
Better fix that.

53
00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,265
Okay, bye, bye.

54
00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,350
After school
you have hockey

55
00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,936
your brothers are coming
so make sure to score.

56
00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:16,067
You will score.
The Greeks invented hockey.

57
00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:18,778
Yes, because what are you doing
let's play hockey? Ice.

58
00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:20,863
What is the Greek word
for ice? <i>Pago.</i>

59
00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,657
<i>Pago,</i> puck.
Here it is.

60
00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,741
Here it is.

61
00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:26,119
Here it is.

62
00:05:26,244 --> 00:05:28,913
Now, give me a word, any word...

63
00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:33,084
...and I'll show you how
the root of this word is Greek.

64
00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,919
What about Facebook.

65
00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:37,422
lol the greeks
invented Facebook.

66
00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,674
We called it a phone.

67
00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:42,802
- Bye bye!
- Bye, <i>Papu!</i>

68
00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,262
Paris.

69
00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:47,640
Now keep your eyes open
for a nice Greek boy

70
00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:50,435
so one day
you can make babies.

71
00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,769
Don't waste your eggs.

72
00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,187
Exceptional.

73
00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,738
Paris! <i>Papu</i> didn't mean it
to say something offensive.

74
00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:03,656
you are beautiful
so beautiful

75
00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,907
of course you
don't look old

76
00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,994
He just says things
so. Me too.

77
00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:09,159
You don't need it
boyfriend

78
00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,789
you don't have to get
married and making babies!

79
00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:13,458
- My God.
- The lady is back again.

80
00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:16,961
Mother.

81
00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,464
<i>When my name came up
change from...</i>

82
00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,548
Mom!

83
00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:21,631
<i>...to...</i>

84
00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:22,800
Mother!

85
00:06:31,059 --> 00:06:32,060
Drama.

86
00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,478
Shut up, Tommy.

87
00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:38,066
<i>I guess when my
daughter began to retreat,</i>

88
00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:39,567
<i>I should have retired.</i>

89
00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:43,488
<i>But I stayed too close.</i>

90
00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,740
<i>I continued to volunteer
at her school.</i>

91
00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,618
<i>I wanted her to think
I was cool again.</i>

92
00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:52,371
oh!

93
00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:54,999
Loser!

94
00:06:56,334 --> 00:06:59,003
<i>Then I remembered
I was never cool.</i>

95
00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:02,715
It's coming
the director.

96
00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:10,306
<i>My husband
it was always cool.</i>

97
00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,475
<i>He just has it.</i>

98
00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:15,269
<i>And he always knows
the perfect thing to say.</i>

99
00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:16,437
are you ok baby

100
00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,272
Mmm-hmm.

101
00:07:18,815 --> 00:07:21,901
<i>Okay, just when my daughter
he doesn't want me anymore,</i>

102
00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,278
<i>my parents need me
more than ever.</i>

103
00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,867
<i>So I'm going with them
to receive groceries,</i>

104
00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:32,286
<i>to their doctors,
and physical therapy.</i>

105
00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:43,047
Old boys suck
chocolate from these nuts.

106
00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:55,560
<i>I loved being a travel agent,
but in a tight economy</i>

107
00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:59,897
The <i>first things to go are the luxuries
such as travel and dry cleaning.</i>

108
00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,567
<i>Well, fortunately,
people still eat.</i>

109
00:08:08,364 --> 00:08:09,365
Fr

110
00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,700
Wait, Dad.

111
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:53,534
<i>My sister and my brother have little ones
children, so I help in the restaurant.</i>

112
00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,453
<i>This is what we do.</i>

113
00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:17,433
<i>Because families are like that
are as close as mine,</i>

114
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:21,729
We're going through bad economies
and diseases and even war</i>s

115
00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,065
<i>because we stick together.</i>

116
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:28,110
<i>But some of us
just stuck.</i>

117
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,628
Hey Paris.

118
00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:47,505
Hey.

119
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,134
Dad, don't talk to me.

120
00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:54,220
People think
I'm a drug addict!

121
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,389
Well, shouldn't you be
in class right now?

122
00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,432
You follow me all day.

123
00:09:58,516 --> 00:10:00,434
Mom is in need
<i>Papu</i> wants to marry me

124
00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:04,021
Yiayia keeps telling me never
have i ever let a boy touch my <i>poulaki</i>

125
00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:06,315
because “once he
feels it, he wants it"!

126
00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:08,776
This family.

127
00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,194
Hey! Keep it
for psyche.

128
00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:12,238
Shut up, Tommy.

129
00:10:12,363 --> 00:10:15,324
Honey, your mom felt it
likewise being Greek.

130
00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:17,326
Dad, that's dumb.

131
00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,161
Why should I have
is the problem greek?

132
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,833
I can't accept this everyone
it's always in my business.

133
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,210
Give me some air.
i am not a child

134
00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:28,004
I can be late for class.

135
00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:31,882
There will be no spasmodic crash
waves in the space-time continuum.

136
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,342
Um.

137
00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:36,595
And yes, four of them
the words are Greek.

138
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,653
hello

139
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,447
hello
hello

140
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,534
Where were you?
when do we tune in?

141
00:10:59,452 --> 00:11:01,245
I'm so sorry.
My pipes froze.

142
00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:02,830
And decorated the salon.

143
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,373
So I had to sink my sink.

144
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,751
You are cleaning.

145
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,878
Thank you.

146
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,258
hello
hello

147
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,676
You can tell them no.

148
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,011
Oh yes, of course.

149
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,722
It's been a while since these
two scoffed at your lunch.

150
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,849
They called him
moose poop.

151
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,393
Come on, don't
let them command you.

152
00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:30,775
Here is Paris.

153
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,071
If she goes to Northwestern,
she will remain in Chicago.

154
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,573
Please oh please.
Let's go there.

155
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,949
No.
true

156
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,409
Here she is!

157
00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,535
Did you invite the family?

158
00:11:41,619 --> 00:11:42,619
Paris!

159
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,413
I told my mother.

160
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,628
hold on Hey! Hey!

161
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,338
We're just in time.

162
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,298
They were here!

163
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:56,217
I want you to be
dental hygienist.

164
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,261
A working mother
two days a week, perfect!

165
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,515
Paris, be a hairdresser.
Like me!

166
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:03,849
Ian, look.

167
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,268
Everyone has boys.

168
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,146
You are a vegetarian. A girl.

169
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,273
Slow sperm.

170
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,986
This is <i>Theia</i> Vula
on FaceTimes.

171
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,863
<i>Maria, I'm leaving.</i>

172
00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:19,949
<i>I was at Zumba.</i>

173
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:21,742
Who is Zumba?

174
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:22,827
I'm sorry

175
00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:29,083
We have to find
a boyfriend for Paris.

176
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,752
How about Ariana Skoufis
boy huh?

177
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:35,047
All at it
the island has six fingers.

178
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:38,801
Let's wait until summer.
We check his legs.

179
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,928
i see you

180
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,930
i don't see you

181
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,598
i see you

182
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,767
i don't see you

183
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,394
i see you

184
00:12:48,561 --> 00:12:51,480
I don't see you I see you!

185
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:52,565
I see her.

186
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:53,648
Check out this app.

187
00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:56,193
ten thousand steps
I achieved my goal.

188
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:59,405
Where is Taki?
Never answers the phone.

189
00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:01,699
Why stand when
can you sit down

190
00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:04,201
You look so tired
they leave us alone.

191
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:09,954
Hey, Angelo.

192
00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,750
You get mine
flat screen tv?

193
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,918
Yes, I got it
right here.

194
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,132
You can't breathe.
You can't breathe.

195
00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:21,469
Guys!
Okay, break it up.

196
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,554
Smash it.
You come with me.

197
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,891
hey mike
Hey buddy.

198
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,434
Do you miss working here?

199
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,644
No. Too scary for me.

200
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,438
Hey, sorry we're late.

201
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:35,232
Yes, we had to stop
and take the Mana-Yiayia.

202
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,901
Wait, where is she?

203
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,444
Mana-Yaiya?

204
00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:39,904
Mana-Yaiya?

205
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,656
Look down, everyone.

206
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:46,494
Spanakopita!

207
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,248
- Let me in there!
- I want a piece. Take it easy guys. easy.

208
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,187
- Take a picture.
- Oh, that's good.

209
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:54,627
Hey, come on.

210
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,295
No, no, honey.

211
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,838
You don't have to do this.
Why not just...

212
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:58,923
everything is fine

213
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,678
Pull my neck back.
Oh yes.

214
00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:06,347
And you do mine.
Okay.

215
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:07,973
Pull, pull.
Okay.

216
00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,767
One, two, three, pull!

217
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:13,604
Okay.

218
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,105
Hey, Bennett.

219
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:16,649
OK?

220
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,359
Leave it to me. I'll be the judge.

221
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,818
It's not bad.

222
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,445
Oh, that looks good.

223
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,696
Mmm So good.
Mmm-hmm.

224
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,906
We have to go.

225
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:24,990
Why?

226
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:28,702
So Paris can speak to that
gentleman and go to Northwestern.

227
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,287
Well, if she comes in.

228
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,705
"If"?

229
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,795
Come here.

230
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,381
My niece wants to come to you
school, you will say "Welcome".

231
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,465
do you have it

232
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,636
Come here, friend.

233
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,056
And tuition discount means
a box of steaks for you.

234
00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:51,850
uh...

235
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,477
It's the northwest
very selective.

236
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:57,314
She only comes there
if you teach Greek history.

237
00:14:57,398 --> 00:15:00,234
Of course.
We have an outstanding classical program.

238
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,319
Greek, Italian.

239
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,988
The Greeks invented Italian.

240
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,492
Not really.
yes

241
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:09,743
no

242
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:10,911
are you greek

243
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:12,580
No sir.
I am a Sephardic Jew.

244
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:13,789
Then you're Greek.

245
00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,792
No, my family is Spanish.

246
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,754
Alexander the Great passed
Spain spreads its seed.

247
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:21,880
You're Greek.

248
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,173
This is not the time.

249
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,842
And it's ridiculous.

250
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,677
The man knows no history.
"Spreads its seed"?

251
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,803
Hey.

252
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:32,933
Hey!

253
00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,855
Alabama, Florida,
Texas, New York.

254
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,191
These are the colleges I'm applying to,
far, far away from here.

255
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,446
Why do you want
leave me?

256
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:53,662
Didn't I say take it?
daughter greek boyfriend?

257
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,165
dad!
And you, educate yourself.

258
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,917
We are all descendants
of Alexander the Great.

259
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,794
I sure am!

260
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,171
No you're not.

261
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,797
Maria...
No you're not.

262
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,799
everything is fine
He knows, he knows.

263
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,051
everything is fine

264
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,404
<i>Thank you.</i>

265
00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:38,374
OK, give it to me
a word. Every word.

266
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:39,917
Chimichanga.

267
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,335
Sure.

268
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:47,299
"Chimi" comes from the Greek word
<i>"kima, "</i> meaning "spicy beef."

269
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:51,178
And "changa" comes from
the Greek word <i>"tsanda, "</i>

270
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,347
meaning "purse".

271
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:57,184
So the meat is
in the shape of a bag.

272
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,019
Chimichanga.

273
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,396
Here it is.

274
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,272
- Here.
- Stop setting me up.

275
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,649
Hey, just meet her.
She is from the Netherlands.

276
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,567
no I don't
speak dutch

277
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,944
Yes, in the city.

278
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,195
Exactly.

279
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,279
ah...

280
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:11,198
Done.

281
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,616
Eh

282
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,202
Hey.

283
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,579
hello

284
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,499
Just because you don't want to be
work here when you are my age

285
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,919
doesn't mean you have to run away
at a college in another city.

286
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,422
I just hope you applied for
some local colleges too.

287
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,383
Why the parents
always say "dream big"

288
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,885
when they really mean it
"not too big"?

289
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:36,515
Like "Fly, bird. Wait,
no, let me hold your wings."

290
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:44,606
Payback.

291
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:45,899
What?

292
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,484
office.

293
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,455
Sit down.

294
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:02,458
Oh please don't lecture me
about my daughter.

295
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:06,295
I'm going to find her
boyfriend. Relax.

296
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,672
Now, show me
how to work this.

297
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,924
You want to learn
how do i use a computer

298
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:14,887
Yeah, what's that thing called
where are they looking for...

299
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,305
DNA?

300
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,639
Crime scene.

301
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,434
No, no, where are they?
families are coming.

302
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:24,271
Oh, The Find Your
Ancestral site.

303
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,474
Hmm right. Hmm right.
I'll prove it to your mother

304
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,860
with whom I am related
Alexander the Great.

305
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,445
But don't tell her.

306
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,697
Dad, I'll have to
enter your relatives

307
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,657
all the way through
back to 300 BC

308
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,951
You get frustrated
simply adding checks.

309
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:41,830
Because your mother is talking to
me too i'm losing count. show me

310
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,041
Okay.

311
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,795
This is called a mouse.
Why?

312
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,297
I don't know.
Put your hand on it.

313
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,425
Less.

314
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,389
Okay. Look at the monitor.

315
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,600
Don't make up words.
You confuse me.

316
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,103
Okay. Move your hand
of the mouse.

317
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,357
This is your mouse
moving across the screen.

318
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,571
I got this!

319
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,700
Down, down, save.

320
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,828
This is a deletion! Come back!
Oh my god.

321
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,246
Down below.

322
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:23,997
It's a wipe, dad!

323
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,542
No! Now what?
Good!

324
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,754
Period, period. Okay.

325
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,923
Now...

326
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,509
No! No!

327
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,718
Tula!

328
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:38,887
0-6-6...
No no no. 6-0-6.

329
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,515
6-0... 0-6-0-6.

330
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:42,683
"Rejection"?

331
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,766
Don't give up!

332
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,519
1-9-2-9.

333
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,896
1-2-9-9.
No no no.

334
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,981
Tula!

335
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,358
Oh, no, no, don't click
on that, dad. This is porn.

336
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,442
Is it porn?

337
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,478
I don't know how it ended up there.
Delete, delete, delete...

338
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,286
Nico, wake up!

339
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,829
Look what he's doing.

340
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,455
Tula!

341
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,377
No no no!

342
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,921
Stay down.

343
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,634
Hang on.
You are bigger than me.

344
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,469
No no!
Stop it! No eyes!

345
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,804
Sit down.

346
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,724
How's it going, dad?

347
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,142
Oh, it's slow.

348
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,370
lol

349
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,797
Do you see, baby?
You can't walk away.

350
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,591
Who will you?
go to church with

351
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,967
Paris, see

352
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,638
Spouses.

353
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:04,765
I'll be in the car.

354
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,016
i will go with you
Me too.

355
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,100
Of course.

356
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,353
Angelo, go pick a wife.

357
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,564
Mom, I'm not 13 anymore.

358
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,776
Maria, Costa,
we have a new family.

359
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,945
hello
Hello.

360
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,489
We are the Mikos.
I'm Anna, this is my husband George.

361
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,282
How are you?
Hello.

362
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,201
I am Maria Portokalos.

363
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,620
This is my husband Costa.
Gus, in short.

364
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,623
Do you have
any children?

365
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,749
do you have a son

366
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,592
We do. We have a son.
Yes, we have a son.

367
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,920
ah Carnivores.

368
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,547
Maria, invite them
to our restaurant.

369
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,841
And he brought his son.

370
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,219
excuse me now
I need to talk to the priest.

371
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,303
Okay.

372
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,222
Be careful, Gus.
Your thigh.

373
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,556
Yes yes yes.

374
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,393
I know you.

375
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,019
Fr

376
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,384
You must recognize my husband
from Channel Seven news.

377
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,649
Come on, do something.

378
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,775
Oh yeah?

379
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,944
Hello now, Chicago.

380
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:10,038
<i>Father,</i> look
my wedding.

381
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,459
It was never signed.

382
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,714
I will...

383
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,924
I'm sorry, Costa.
I can't do it.

384
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,513
Are you not married?

385
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:27,639
Shhh!

386
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,017
How is this possible?

387
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,893
Well, you know, the war.

388
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:34,980
The priest in our village,
he never finished seminary.

389
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,024
There was no money
for anything.

390
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,151
So, I guess he just
back in town

391
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,863
started doing funerals
and baptisms and weddings

392
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,448
and no one knew.

393
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,409
Luckily we got married
in Athens.

394
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,329
Our priest simply
can't you sign it?

395
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:52,998
He is not allowed.

396
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:55,417
What did Maria say?

397
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:59,671
I don't know how I'm going to tell her.
You know how upset she will be.

398
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,304
Aren't we married?

399
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,430
No!

400
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,307
And we had children?

401
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:11,475
yes

402
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,730
I'm a hippie.

403
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,940
"Hippies".

404
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,236
Maria, this is serious.
It's not right.

405
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,822
Who cares?
We are already married.

406
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,116
what is it from
what is this called

407
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,785
Time served.

408
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,204
People will understand.

409
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:34,873
We should get married.

410
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:38,502
Yes, Dad. “You better get married.
You're starting to look old."

411
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:44,049
Too soon?

412
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,133
Mmm-hmm.

413
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,929
The priest says
he will do it.

414
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,514
We can go today.

415
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:51,598
today?

416
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:52,891
Sounds good! Let's go.

417
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,018
Ah, well. Good!
That's good. That's good.

418
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,687
I am not ready to receive
married just like that.

419
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,523
We are already married.

420
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,775
Then why should you
can i see the priest

421
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,569
What's going on?

422
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,322
Gus,

423
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:13,411
I want you to propose to me.

424
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,413
I did!

425
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,458
Not exactly.
You didn't say it right.

426
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,920
And that worried him
me for 50 years.

427
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,380
What did I say?

428
00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:25,173
don't you remember

429
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,759
It was a long time ago.

430
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:32,722
You said, “I'm going to America.
Are you coming or not?"

431
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,141
uh...

432
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,767
It's direct.

433
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,644
Dad, I can't
I believe he said that.

434
00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,938
What's wrong with that?
I think it's good. Honest.

435
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,439
Oh, wait. I remember.

436
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,734
You said, “I want to
put a baby in you."

437
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,528
Nico.

438
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,364
I thought so
romantic. Hey!

439
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,571
And that was the last time
you tried to be romantic.

440
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,493
No one warns you
when you get married

441
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:55,036
the romance is gone
just like that.

442
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,711
Can we focus on
my parents here?

443
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,507
Mom, what's up?

444
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:11,553
I just don't want to
get married today

445
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,472
Maria!

446
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,517
Mom, wait.
Tula, do something!

447
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:20,270
I will talk to her
Everyone, out.

448
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,440
I thought so
good suggestion.

449
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:36,703
Hi, <i>Thea.</i>

450
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,832
A little gift from me.
I just did your living room.

451
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,460
ah thank you
how is my mother

452
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:48,673
Oh, your mother doesn't talk to you
father until he proposed, and your father

453
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:52,302
says she has always been bossy
and he won't.

454
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,471
This is for you.

455
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,265
Oh thank you.
I have tweezers.

456
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,850
Oh, with light.

457
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,562
Okay, I'll talk to my mom
and Dad after I make dinner.

458
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:03,855
No offense.

459
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,944
You and your husband
it looks awful.

460
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:10,654
Okay.

461
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,573
Stop trying
fixed everything.

462
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:18,995
You baby your parents because you
can no longer be your baby's parent.

463
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:22,374
your generation
you are a great mom.

464
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,710
Then one day you wake up
you realize your baby doesn't need you.

465
00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:27,671
You forgot how to
brush your hair

466
00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:29,297
I don't have time
to brush my hair

467
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:32,217
Write to your husband.
You're going on a date.

468
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,300
Where?

469
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:36,763
I don't know.
Do I have to do everything?

470
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:43,103
And then this will happen
help you sleep better. Um.

471
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:44,396
Look, satin.

472
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,774
Slippery, like an eel.

473
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,109
<i>They.</i>

474
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,945
This is the last thing
I can think of.

475
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:55,073
I need a shower, I need to paint
my hair i need anti wrinkle cream…

476
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,449
Wrinkles! No.

477
00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:59,619
Greeks do not squeak.

478
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:02,539
Anyway, you know
What does Taki like in bed?

479
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:03,915
Oh, no.

480
00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,084
Confidence.

481
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,212
That's sexy.

482
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:10,922
Okay, I'm done.

483
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,717
And dress like
a maid in a hotel.

484
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,719
Men love the morning
room service.

485
00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:17,554
Sunny side up!

486
00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:19,431
Okay. Good conversation.

487
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:23,601
Take your husband on a date.
Don't worry about anything.

488
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,855
Mana-Yiayia and I will stay with Paris.
I will talk to her

489
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,774
I'll scare her into not moving
away from his family.

490
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,985
No, <i>Thea.</i>
Just kidding.

491
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,112
o ok
Not exactly.

492
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,740
Have fun.

493
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,950
Laugh, flirt.

494
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,119
One rule. Don't fight.

495
00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:43,997
Which means don't talk
for your daughter.

496
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:49,836
Remember you were a friend
before you become a mother.

497
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:53,089
Okay.

498
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,342
Please.

499
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:56,926
Shave everything.

500
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,763
Everything. Oooh!

501
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:04,259
I will check that for you.

502
00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:05,935
Thank you.
Please.

503
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,579
Quick, sit down before
my wife comes here

504
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:32,629
Eha.

505
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,676
You look pretty.

506
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,723
Well, four hours, $500.

507
00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:47,185
How much?

508
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,313
You look so handsome.

509
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,523
yes

510
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,566
yes!
Thank you.

511
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,068
Aunt Vula called
getting up she said

512
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:57,821
“He used to be good looking.
Get it together."

513
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:58,905
Fr

514
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,658
And I...
My nose hairs were buzzing.

515
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:04,577
ah Well, now I know.

516
00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:07,163
Who said there is no romance
after marriage?

517
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:09,916
i

518
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,045
Me too.

519
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:16,714
Do you want to work on it?

520
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:19,843
Okay.

521
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:24,055
Don't eat garlic tonight
because you might get lucky.

522
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:30,228
You really think Paris is like that
will i go to college

523
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:35,775
You know, Aunt Vula said that
we should not talk about Paris.

524
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,403
Fr
yes

525
00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:41,865
Okay.

526
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,032
Okay.

527
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,872
So how was your day?

528
00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,541
Why can't we talk
for Paris?

529
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:52,709
I know.

530
00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:54,252
I mean you should.

531
00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:57,255
Me too. How to stop
for her to move away?

532
00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:59,580
I thought we could
act like we're fine.

533
00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:00,800
Reverse psychology?

534
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,677
Yes, it always works.
That's awesome.

535
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,970
Or we could
Write a letter.

536
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,139
"Dear Admissions Committee,
we hope you will accept our daughter"

537
00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,391
“because she just
out of jail."

538
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:12,437
"P.S. Do you have a student?"
a saloon where she can sell pot?"

539
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,899
This is fun.
This is fun.

540
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:24,365
I don't know what I'm going to do
do if she goes away

541
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,160
don't do it

542
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,996
No, I don't know
what will i do

543
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,248
Come on.
please don't

544
00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:33,917
I don't know
what will i do

545
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,752
It will be okay.

546
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:45,678
That's why Aunt Vula said,
"Don't talk about Paris."

547
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,891
But once you become a parent,
what else do you want to talk about?

548
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,434
I don't know.

549
00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:58,942
<i>Thea</i> Vula said to remember
I was a friend before I was a mother.

550
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,240
Yes, you were
my friend

551
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,622
Hey, remember
when we met

552
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,825
you wouldn't let me let you go
in front of the house

553
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,883
because he didn't want to
your parents to see me?

554
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,295
No, I didn't want you
to see the house.

555
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:22,632
How could I have missed it?

556
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,636
I used to park properly...

557
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,680
...here.

558
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,725
What's going on?

559
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,562
I remember those
good night kisses.

560
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:38,982
Oh, you get it, huh?

561
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,066
Mmm-hmm.

562
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,486
what are you doing
Nothing.

563
00:31:59,669 --> 00:32:02,005
Take that away. Take it away.
Do you need help?

564
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,173
Okay, take my tie.

565
00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:09,387
Take it away.

566
00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:14,350
what are you doing

567
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,480
Nothing nothing!
We're just leaving.

568
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:21,065
this is...
everything is fine

569
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:24,527
Don't have a house to do this?
Oh my god.

570
00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:27,488
Gus, what's up?

571
00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,910
perfect

572
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:35,246
Parents deserve it
sex life.

573
00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:37,874
No one ever said.

574
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,834
what's going on
here?

575
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,878
Nothing.
We're just talking.

576
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:45,256
Honey, by the way, we think you
must go to college out of state.

577
00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,508
What is this?
Reverse psychology?

578
00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,764
That never works.
That never works.

579
00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,057
That never works.

580
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,225
What's going on?
I'm calling the cops.

581
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,019
It's okay, Mrs. White.

582
00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:02,398
silence! Stop! silence!

583
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,400
He doesn't speak English.

584
00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:09,906
I have hot spray.

585
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:12,742
Come on. Come on.

586
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:14,577
Ian Miller...

587
00:33:14,744 --> 00:33:15,995
On the street?

588
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,330
It's indecent.

589
00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,499
Oh Gus,
what is the problem

590
00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:21,209
At least
they are married.

591
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,293
Maria!

592
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,212
We are not married.

593
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,214
You want decency?

594
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:29,050
You will sleep tonight
in another room.

595
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:31,344
Socrates, let's go.

596
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,763
- Fine!
- No fine!

597
00:33:35,598 --> 00:33:36,641
uh...

598
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:39,102
Can I just ask?
Yes, dear.

599
00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:44,941
Your grandparents are living in sin
for your <i>pappou</i> will not offer.

600
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:48,027
I don't understand why
Yiayia needs this.

601
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:52,949
Because you are not a woman who has
endured <i>Pappou</i> for 50 years.

602
00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,120
i need to fix this

603
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:58,788
No, you don't.

604
00:33:58,955 --> 00:33:59,956
Where were we?

605
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:01,541
No, we can't.

606
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,918
Hmmm

607
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:05,712
oh oh

608
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:22,895
It's too tight.

609
00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:24,564
Hey, you're late today.

610
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:25,898
My wife wouldn't drive me.

611
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,025
Why not?
Nothing nothing.

612
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,235
Pick these up.

613
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:31,696
I will be back.

614
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:36,284
She went away.

615
00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,245
are you greek

616
00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:41,122
Iranian.

617
00:34:41,289 --> 00:34:42,623
So a Persian?

618
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,585
In 334 BC

619
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:50,131
Alexander the Great conquers
the Persian army and occupied the East.

620
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:52,550
you are so greek
we are probably related.

621
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:57,305
We have had civilizations
in Persia 3000 years

622
00:34:57,388 --> 00:35:00,183
before you the Greeks
exposed rocks.

623
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:03,269
The Greeks gave the world
philosophy, democracy.

624
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:07,482
The Chinese gave the world
paper, tea and medicines.

625
00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:11,360
Without Alexander Fleming of Scotland,
the world would not have penicillin.

626
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,697
I'll have proof soon

627
00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:18,868
that I am a direct descendant
of Alexander the Great.

628
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,081
Hey!

629
00:35:29,754 --> 00:35:31,964
He is a gloomy, gloomy bear.

630
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:34,217
Did you put the dishes away?
in the sink like I told you?

631
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,301
yes
Okay.

632
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:36,636
I sleep with the dog.

633
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,680
And she doesn't give me
my pills in the morning.

634
00:35:39,764 --> 00:35:42,058
She won't clean
she won't do my laundry.

635
00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:44,519
Anarchy.
Anarchy.

636
00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:48,523
I don't understand
Why can't he just propose?

637
00:35:48,606 --> 00:35:50,650
Because he is stubborn.

638
00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:51,734
oh...

639
00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:54,570
He's looking!

640
00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:57,323
Act like we're having fun.
One two three.

641
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,120
Oh no, really?

642
00:36:03,371 --> 00:36:04,372
oh...

643
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,709
Reporting on my garlic bread swap.
hello

644
00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:11,504
So many other things I could do
i will do in my final year.

645
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,631
Like thinking
for prom?

646
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,591
no,
I won't go for that.

647
00:36:18,261 --> 00:36:20,638
Is there anything from the colleges yet?
No.

648
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,306
Hello everyone.
Nice to see you again.

649
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,851
Listen, my wife
and the son are in the car.

650
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:26,435
Should I enter them now?
Good time to visit?

651
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:27,603
yes

652
00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:29,605
Okay.

653
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:32,108
He has a son for Paris.

654
00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:36,112
ah did you see the hair
of that Greek god?

655
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:38,322
I'm going now
fixed everything.

656
00:36:38,489 --> 00:36:40,157
Paris will remain
in Chicago.

657
00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:42,201
i will be the hero

658
00:36:42,285 --> 00:36:45,538
and then this woman
you can offer me!

659
00:36:45,663 --> 00:36:47,248
ah

660
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,751
Remember when you
ask me out?

661
00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:52,211
Up or down.

662
00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:54,130
What do you say?
another date tonight?

663
00:36:54,297 --> 00:36:55,548
How about "Yes"?

664
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,884
I cleaned the car.
oh

665
00:36:57,967 --> 00:36:59,927
everyone,
I have a surprise!

666
00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:02,513
Paris, wipe your face.

667
00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:04,974
Hmm right.

668
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,185
Dad, what are you doing?

669
00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:10,897
Every Greek girl should
I have a Greek boyfriend

670
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:13,107
I found you one too.

671
00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:14,734
Hello.

672
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:15,860
hello

673
00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:21,949
We are getting married!

674
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:26,078
You said you have
a son for my granddaughter.

675
00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:27,997
No, he didn't.
You don't listen!

676
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:31,167
Come on, you can help me
buttery garlic bread.

677
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:35,212
Anyway, you're welcome
to my restaurant.

678
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:36,797
Our restaurant.

679
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:40,051
It's in my name, which
makes you my employee.

680
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,177
ah...

681
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:46,432
So then I want a refund
for 50 years of overtime!

682
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:47,516
- Ah
- Dad!

683
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,769
Okay. mom ok

684
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:52,271
Welcome, welcome.
Come let us feed you.

685
00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,440
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Okay.

686
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,692
Let's go.

687
00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:58,945
What? we can't
leave immediately.

688
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:02,114
all my life
I wanted to be a news anchor,

689
00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:04,784
but i have
very dry mouth.

690
00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:09,997
When I went through puberty,
my tongue swelled up like a tree trunk.

691
00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:12,208
It's still puffy. See

692
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:13,960
ah
Oh, I don't want to.

693
00:38:14,961 --> 00:38:15,962
Oh my god, this is big.

694
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,797
i don't want
ah...

695
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,675
Maria, we have
important company.

696
00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:21,842
I don't care!

697
00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:22,927
Fr

698
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:26,681
Waiter, bring the menus.

699
00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:30,601
Get them yourself!

700
00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:31,811
Fr

701
00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:34,647
yes

702
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:36,649
Come on, Tula.

703
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,401
Fr

704
00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,069
I was rude to the boss.

705
00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:43,948
I hope so
I'm not fired.

706
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,163
she's just kidding
you know

707
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,418
She is...

708
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,003
She is...

709
00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:01,507
you know not every day
but sometimes.

710
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,724
Maria,
where are you

711
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,359
Fr

712
00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:23,673
<i>Hey, it's Ian.
Leave me a message.</i>

713
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:25,406
It's me again.

714
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:28,117
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm closing.

715
00:39:28,284 --> 00:39:29,869
I'll come right away.

716
00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:31,120
I'm sorry.

717
00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:07,281
what are you doing

718
00:40:09,283 --> 00:40:10,785
The phone is ringing.

719
00:40:12,995 --> 00:40:15,039
Hello?

720
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:16,165
Hey, Maria.

721
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,625
uh...

722
00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:19,460
yes ok

723
00:40:20,211 --> 00:40:22,379
Your father got stuck
in the bath.

724
00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:23,881
She can't lift it.

725
00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:42,399
I got that, mom.

726
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,610
what's up dad

727
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,028
Hi Nico.

728
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,364
Mom, you couldn't put it
any clothes on him?

729
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:50,658
if i could
I wouldn't need you.

730
00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:51,867
What happened?

731
00:40:52,034 --> 00:40:53,744
Did he fall?
This is the thigh.

732
00:40:53,911 --> 00:40:54,912
It locked itself.

733
00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,205
I'm fine!

734
00:40:56,372 --> 00:40:57,456
No fine!

735
00:40:57,623 --> 00:41:00,543
Do your physical therapy
like everyone else.

736
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:01,877
yes yes
yes, yes.

737
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:05,131
Okay, okay, we can
deal with it guys. Oh yes.

738
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:07,174
Mom why not
empty the tub?

739
00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:09,385
And put it with a towel.
Okay.

740
00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:10,469
Thank you.

741
00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,471
Yes, you can't help but see this.

742
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:13,998
- What's going on?
- Just shut up!

743
00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:15,138
Shall I call
an ambulance?

744
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:16,725
No, no, that will
make him feel old.

745
00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,060
Yes, he would never do that
i forgive you

746
00:41:18,227 --> 00:41:19,395
me?
yes

747
00:41:19,562 --> 00:41:22,106
Yes, you will call and we will do it
I have to tell him you called.

748
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,400
Well, what are we
will i do

749
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,235
When I was in the kitchen
we had to spice up a roast.

750
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:28,779
I had to put my hands on it
under it and turn it over.

751
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:32,992
Okay, I put a towel on it
over his private parts.

752
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:34,410
Big!

753
00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:37,079
Yes, Gus, a big one.

754
00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:39,623
Ok, what's up…

755
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:40,708
what is the plan

756
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:41,959
we will
turn it over.

757
00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:44,336
Yes, and he climbs on his hands
and knees, and he rises!

758
00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:46,255
OK, are we ready?

759
00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:47,423
No!

760
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,550
Lord, no.
No no no.

761
00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,427
How will this work?

762
00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:58,100
Why are yours
closed eyes?

763
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,686
Okay. Let's go.

764
00:42:00,853 --> 00:42:02,354
- Let's go.
- Turn it over.

765
00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,607
Turn it like a roast!

766
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,025
Hold the towel!

767
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,444
oh!
This is not the plug.

768
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:09,653
I'm sorry

769
00:42:09,737 --> 00:42:11,177
Oh!
He bites! He bites!

770
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,489
Angelo! My nuts!

771
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:13,824
I'm calling an ambulance.

772
00:42:13,908 --> 00:42:14,909
Who is pushing?

773
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:21,165
Come on.

774
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:23,626
I've always known
there would be murder here.

775
00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:26,170
Ah, the grandmother
finally went.

776
00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:28,631
Well, how old was she, 120?
Mmm-hmm.

777
00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:31,008
He must have been asleep
in pickle juice.

778
00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:37,806
ok here
it will take away your pain.

779
00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:41,185
I drank it twice.
I gave birth without medication.

780
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:44,313
you know

781
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:48,484
one of my ovaries
never lay an egg.

782
00:42:48,984 --> 00:42:51,862
But the other would
spat twice a month.

783
00:42:52,029 --> 00:42:53,656
I could feel it
right here.

784
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:54,823
Right there.
Oh yes.

785
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,492
Ping, ping.

786
00:42:56,659 --> 00:42:58,994
But the left ovary,
Nothing.

787
00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:02,248
It was closed
like a stuck zipper.

788
00:43:02,373 --> 00:43:03,540
Really?

789
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:04,625
Hmm right.

790
00:43:08,671 --> 00:43:10,089
are you ok

791
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:12,758
I can still see it.

792
00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:18,097
Does that count?
like a date?

793
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:19,265
No.

794
00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:21,517
I'm sorry.

795
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,768
Tula!

796
00:43:24,561 --> 00:43:25,980
I'm coming.

797
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:31,318
Gus, are you okay?

798
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:32,945
I'm fine.

799
00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:35,030
No fine!

800
00:43:35,531 --> 00:43:36,532
Thank you very much.

801
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:37,616
Tula.

802
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:39,201
Go to the hospital.

803
00:43:39,702 --> 00:43:40,703
Okay.

804
00:43:40,786 --> 00:43:42,288
What? Why?
you will not come

805
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:43,372
No!

806
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:45,332
Family members only!

807
00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:47,543
This means children,

808
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,962
and wife
if you had one.

809
00:43:50,713 --> 00:43:51,880
What?

810
00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:00,723
If I...
Hey, wait, wait!

811
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,392
Maria!

812
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,561
What?

813
00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:10,024
will you marry me please

814
00:44:16,238 --> 00:44:19,533
yes ok?
I will marry you!

815
00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:25,914
Tula, take me
to the hospital.

816
00:44:26,582 --> 00:44:27,624
Okay.

817
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,209
I'll take my car.

818
00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:30,627
Oh, my thigh.

819
00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:32,004
Such a strange family.

820
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,422
Strange people.

821
00:44:37,551 --> 00:44:38,594
What?

822
00:44:40,471 --> 00:44:41,805
You mean "apology"?

823
00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:45,309
No. I mean "What?"

824
00:44:45,476 --> 00:44:47,811
As in “What is it
is it wrong?"

825
00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:53,150
You're standing in my driveway
make fun of my family?

826
00:44:53,317 --> 00:44:55,235
Oh, we're so weird.

827
00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:58,155
Oh, we smell burnt
oregano and feta cheese.

828
00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,323
Got it.

829
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:00,616
Got it.

830
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:03,702
But this is my father
entering this ambulance.

831
00:45:03,786 --> 00:45:06,330
My father, in this ambulance,
and you stand here...

832
00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:08,123
Good night everyone.

833
00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:15,047
i will come
to the hospital too.

834
00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:28,435
Hello dear.

835
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:29,603
hi mom
Hey Yaaya.

836
00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:30,729
are you ok

837
00:45:30,813 --> 00:45:31,814
Oh, what a night.

838
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:37,820
Good morning.

839
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:39,154
Hello.

840
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:40,823
Beautiful day today.

841
00:45:40,989 --> 00:45:42,366
how is your husband

842
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:43,784
He will live.

843
00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:44,993
Oh, good.

844
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:46,745
So I can kill him.

845
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,002
What was that?

846
00:45:54,086 --> 00:45:55,838
Basically mom told them
to suck it.

847
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:56,964
Okay.

848
00:45:57,047 --> 00:46:00,175
Paris, you come from a
a long line of strong women.

849
00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:01,260
which means

850
00:46:01,343 --> 00:46:04,012
you can choose your own
boyfriend of seven years.

851
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,959
So Yiayia, are you and <i>Pappou</i>?
are you really going to get married now?

852
00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:11,061
yes

853
00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:14,648
and this time
I'm doing it right.

854
00:46:22,656 --> 00:46:23,699
Kindness.

855
00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,062
This one. This is the one.
No, I don't like that. This one.

856
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,955
Look, you're coming out
of the flower.

857
00:46:30,247 --> 00:46:31,290
No.

858
00:46:31,373 --> 00:46:34,001
What did she say...
Beautiful!

859
00:46:36,545 --> 00:46:39,506
This is the most beautiful
cake I have ever seen.

860
00:46:39,882 --> 00:46:43,427
Gus will love it!
Well done, well done!

861
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,117
Oh look at that!
Perfect!

862
00:46:47,181 --> 00:46:49,516
Pepto-Bismol Pink.
where is the driver

863
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:51,351
- Eh.
- Big!

864
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,353
This is so good.
Hmmm...

865
00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:55,564
I love him. I love him.
That's good.

866
00:46:55,731 --> 00:46:57,733
Take a picture!
Yes, take a picture.

867
00:46:58,233 --> 00:46:59,568
ok
pull my neck

868
00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:01,570
One, two, pull!

869
00:47:05,449 --> 00:47:06,575
I am so excited.

870
00:47:06,742 --> 00:47:09,578
They should do
breasts are bigger for me.

871
00:47:10,704 --> 00:47:12,080
Oh look at this one!

872
00:47:16,043 --> 00:47:17,044
do you like

873
00:47:17,503 --> 00:47:18,754
That's nice.

874
00:47:19,755 --> 00:47:21,757
Where is Mana-Yiayia?

875
00:47:23,217 --> 00:47:24,551
Mana-Yaiya?

876
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:40,108
Paris!

877
00:47:40,192 --> 00:47:41,610
Here, dad.

878
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,120
You open them.

879
00:47:52,204 --> 00:47:53,539
Just tell me.

880
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:09,680
You are accepted in
Northwestern University

881
00:48:09,763 --> 00:48:11,056
here in Chicago...

882
00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:12,766
...and New York University, New York.

883
00:48:21,984 --> 00:48:23,819
We are so proud of you!

884
00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:27,281
Okay, okay, okay.
Time to make a decision.

885
00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:31,243
where you want
going to college?

886
00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:35,539
i will stay here
in Chicago.

887
00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:36,873
Okay.
That's good.

888
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:38,458
If that's what
you want

889
00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:39,668
yes

890
00:48:45,132 --> 00:48:46,174
dad

891
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:47,986
Did you hear?
Paris stays.

892
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,303
Has she found a boyfriend?

893
00:48:49,803 --> 00:48:51,013
dad

894
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:54,808
Tula, this is very good news.

895
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,059
yes

896
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,688
Your hip is better.
Physical therapy works.

897
00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:02,065
It's not this therapy.

898
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:04,234
I can fix it myself.

899
00:49:10,032 --> 00:49:11,116
Of course.

900
00:49:13,285 --> 00:49:14,286
oh!

901
00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:17,539
I just remembered.

902
00:49:17,706 --> 00:49:22,878
I sent my application today
for Alexander the Great.

903
00:49:23,629 --> 00:49:25,589
You sent this by mail
to find your ancestry?

904
00:49:26,256 --> 00:49:27,591
Alone.

905
00:49:27,674 --> 00:49:31,803
It was so hard to try
remember every name, every date.

906
00:49:32,179 --> 00:49:34,931
Well, you could have called
<i>Teio</i> Panos in Greece.

907
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:38,226
Oh, my brother can tell
What I'm doing is stupid?

908
00:49:38,602 --> 00:49:39,728
Okay.

909
00:49:40,187 --> 00:49:41,813
How are the weddings
preparations?

910
00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:44,066
OK, but Tula,

911
00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:47,235
I can't afford such a thing
a wedding your mother wants.

912
00:49:47,402 --> 00:49:48,403
I know.

913
00:49:48,570 --> 00:49:50,290
I thought we could
to give you money

914
00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:52,741
No, no, you have to
for college.

915
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,911
are you ok

916
00:49:56,453 --> 00:50:00,916
Yes, but I can't sleep
without your mother snoring.

917
00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:02,876
You are married.

918
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:06,546
You know what it is
to have that person there

919
00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:08,590
right next to you

920
00:50:08,757 --> 00:50:10,258
By all means.

921
00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:15,263
You go through life seeing
your shadow like two people.

922
00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:17,849
You know you can
reach out in the night

923
00:50:18,392 --> 00:50:20,519
and this man
is there.

924
00:50:21,228 --> 00:50:22,521
And then they aren't.

925
00:50:22,604 --> 00:50:24,773
Because they make you
stay on the couch

926
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:27,317
to a priest
it can be said that it is good.

927
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,530
Oh, Dad.

928
00:50:33,407 --> 00:50:36,034
I just made baklava.
Do you want a slice?

929
00:50:37,619 --> 00:50:38,662
No.

930
00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:40,664
Chocolate Baklava.

931
00:50:42,749 --> 00:50:44,418
Just a small piece.

932
00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:47,087
I'll bring you the tray
and a fork.

933
00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:48,463
Put some strawberries.

934
00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:49,756
Okay.

935
00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:57,431
Mana-Yaiya?

936
00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:02,352
I'll stay at home
for college.

937
00:51:07,149 --> 00:51:08,817
That's good, right?

938
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:18,326
That's what I want.

939
00:51:21,663 --> 00:51:23,165
But it isn't.

940
00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:34,676
The wedding planner,
she fired me!

941
00:51:39,014 --> 00:51:41,558
So they are not
to get married?

942
00:51:41,641 --> 00:51:43,226
i need to fix this

943
00:51:44,644 --> 00:51:46,271
When can you fix us?

944
00:51:49,191 --> 00:51:50,734
What do you mean?

945
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,195
I mean, you always are
run and get out of here

946
00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:56,990
are you cooking something
you volunteer somewhere

947
00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:59,201
It's like you're avoiding
to be alone with me

948
00:52:00,035 --> 00:52:02,370
But you just explained
why am i never here

949
00:52:02,913 --> 00:52:05,165
Look, I'm guilty too.
we are busy

950
00:52:05,332 --> 00:52:08,210
But, Tula, we were
trying to get a date.

951
00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:09,544
I know.

952
00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:10,754
This is impossible.

953
00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:12,255
Your family is pulling for you.

954
00:52:12,422 --> 00:52:13,882
But it is what it is
the family does.

955
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:16,593
No. Here's what
your family does.

956
00:52:16,718 --> 00:52:18,386
My family doesn't
pull me

957
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:21,765
Maybe they do
and you don't notice.

958
00:52:22,724 --> 00:52:24,142
Maybe, but...

959
00:52:25,602 --> 00:52:26,853
Please.

960
00:52:29,606 --> 00:52:32,776
Please help me
married my parents

961
00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:35,487
Okay.

962
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,239
OK?
yes

963
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,828
Who should we call?

964
00:52:47,207 --> 00:52:48,291
I'm here.

965
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:50,961
Thank you for coming.
o This is so good.

966
00:52:51,044 --> 00:52:52,087
watch your step
Marianti.

967
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,171
hello Hello, Tula.

968
00:52:53,255 --> 00:52:54,631
Have you told the family?

969
00:52:54,714 --> 00:52:55,882
Of course.

970
00:52:55,966 --> 00:52:58,468
Mom and Dad!
Look, it's Rodney and Harry!

971
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:00,554
Hey, do you have any of that moussaka?
Hey.

972
00:53:00,637 --> 00:53:02,347
We just arrived.
where are you

973
00:53:02,430 --> 00:53:04,140
I canceled
wax for this.

974
00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:05,475
Hey!
Hey.

975
00:53:08,687 --> 00:53:10,188
Say your problem.

976
00:53:11,106 --> 00:53:13,108
The wedding planner left.

977
00:53:17,821 --> 00:53:19,197
Oh, you all know that.

978
00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:20,407
Please.

979
00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:22,492
What are you, new?

980
00:53:22,576 --> 00:53:25,245
Telephone, telegram,
say-a-greek.

981
00:53:25,579 --> 00:53:27,455
Of course we know.
We know everything.

982
00:53:27,539 --> 00:53:29,040
I tweeted it.
yes

983
00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:31,960
Aunt Vula, Tula hoped
that you will talk to Maria.

984
00:53:32,335 --> 00:53:35,046
Yes, convince her to just go
church and did it, <i>Thea.</i>

985
00:53:35,130 --> 00:53:36,381
Please?
"Do it"?

986
00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:38,800
Why? Because dad will
lose it, that's why.

987
00:53:38,884 --> 00:53:41,553
Why should I convince them
just "get it over with"?

988
00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:43,179
Look, weddings
are expensive.

989
00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:45,849
- Parents usually pay for it.
- yes

990
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:51,438
But, I mean, what about the hiring
wedding planner?

991
00:53:51,521 --> 00:53:52,606
I don't know.
I don't know.

992
00:53:52,689 --> 00:53:53,857
Yes, we all have
they had weddings.

993
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:55,191
true
Except Angelo.

994
00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,526
Hey, we're not
talk about me

995
00:53:56,610 --> 00:53:58,945
I'm just saying
you don't need catering.

996
00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:00,322
Exactly.
We all cook.

997
00:54:00,488 --> 00:54:02,088
Some of us better than others.

998
00:54:02,157 --> 00:54:03,158
Don't start.

999
00:54:03,575 --> 00:54:05,076
Your baklava is dry.
Accept it.

1000
00:54:05,535 --> 00:54:07,120
mike can you
electroshock her?

1001
00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:10,081
- Only once per relative.
- You know my rule.

1002
00:54:10,165 --> 00:54:11,708
Look, we can have
reception at their house.

1003
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:14,419
I can do hair.
Angelo can take Maria's dress.

1004
00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:15,587
I have a relationship.

1005
00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:18,298
Oh, and my business partner,
he has tuxedos. He was in a band.

1006
00:54:18,381 --> 00:54:19,883
i can do
invitation sent by email.

1007
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:21,468
i can help you
design it.

1008
00:54:21,635 --> 00:54:23,595
Rodney, don't you have a friend?
who owns flower shops?

1009
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,138
no oh yes
you do baby

1010
00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:26,556
Well, let me think.
Wait!

1011
00:54:26,723 --> 00:54:27,807
Oh, funeral homes.

1012
00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:29,684
perfect
OK, what else?

1013
00:54:29,851 --> 00:54:31,227
Do you all want to do this?

1014
00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:32,687
Of course we do!
Yes, of course!

1015
00:54:33,063 --> 00:54:34,356
Thank you.

1016
00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:36,066
Many thanks!

1017
00:54:36,232 --> 00:54:38,693
Maybe everyone can choose a category.
Food, glassware...

1018
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,654
It's the wedding!

1019
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:43,740
Choose a category, report me.
I answer.

1020
00:54:44,074 --> 00:54:45,283
Actually, <i>Thea,</i>
you are not

1021
00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:47,369
Yes, it's best.
No, this is...

1022
00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,412
That's what everyone
he wants, dear.

1023
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:52,040
Okay.

1024
00:55:39,754 --> 00:55:42,924
hey tian wanna go
to the prom with me?

1025
00:55:54,102 --> 00:55:57,480
Tian, will you go?
to the prom with me?

1026
00:55:57,939 --> 00:56:00,567
Oh my Buddha!
They both invite you to the ball!

1027
00:56:02,277 --> 00:56:05,280
Bennett, why are you?
am i inviting my girlfriend to the prom?

1028
00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:09,492
girlfriend?

1029
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:13,329
o Sorry, I didn't
know that you...

1030
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:14,998
We just started dating.

1031
00:56:15,081 --> 00:56:16,958
So who are you?
going to prom with?

1032
00:56:21,296 --> 00:56:23,798
yes clifford
I will go to the prom with you.

1033
00:56:24,883 --> 00:56:26,134
Raw.

1034
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:28,011
Go away, dude.

1035
00:56:28,094 --> 00:56:30,305
It's not too late
to change schools.

1036
00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:34,809
hello

1037
00:56:36,978 --> 00:56:37,979
hello

1038
00:56:38,772 --> 00:56:40,398
will you go
to the prom with me?

1039
00:56:40,690 --> 00:56:41,691
Um...

1040
00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:47,197
yes!

1041
00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:54,079
Great.

1042
00:56:55,121 --> 00:56:56,456
I'll pick you up from...

1043
00:56:56,539 --> 00:56:58,291
No, it's okay.
I'll take you.

1044
00:57:02,295 --> 00:57:03,588
I'm sorry
what's your name

1045
00:57:03,671 --> 00:57:04,881
Paris.
Fr

1046
00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:07,300
Cool.

1047
00:57:08,843 --> 00:57:10,762
I can't believe I did it.

1048
00:57:10,845 --> 00:57:12,097
Very brave.

1049
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:14,182
Heard I come from long
line of strong women.

1050
00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:15,642
You do.

1051
00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:19,771
You will miss out
your grandparents' wedding.

1052
00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:21,648
Ah, it's all right.
The ball is important.

1053
00:57:21,731 --> 00:57:23,733
Guys?
Mmm-hmm.

1054
00:57:24,734 --> 00:57:27,237
i want to go to
New York University.

1055
00:57:42,252 --> 00:57:45,004
Taller! Use yours
male muscles!

1056
00:57:45,171 --> 00:57:46,548
Easy, easy.

1057
00:57:56,141 --> 00:57:57,392
Jenny,
where is the cinnamon

1058
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:59,477
It's there.
I need this oven in five.

1059
00:57:59,561 --> 00:58:00,895
I need more oil!

1060
00:58:11,573 --> 00:58:13,867
Tula,
what is the problem

1061
00:58:14,576 --> 00:58:15,660
Tula?

1062
00:58:16,244 --> 00:58:17,245
Nothing.

1063
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,664
Come on.

1064
00:58:22,292 --> 00:58:23,751
everything is fine
It's a big day.

1065
00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:27,964
Okay, play that for me.

1066
00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:29,591
Okay. So my nephews
will be the waiters.

1067
00:58:29,966 --> 00:58:32,969
The tables are there, but the plates
they'll just go in the truck.

1068
00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:35,305
Just like that. after the wedding
wrap it up, bring it here.

1069
00:58:35,388 --> 00:58:36,723
OK?
Okay. yes

1070
00:58:38,892 --> 00:58:39,976
Here it is.

1071
00:58:47,442 --> 00:58:49,819
hey
what's up with thula

1072
00:58:50,445 --> 00:58:52,165
I don't know.
But eventually she will tell me.

1073
00:58:54,449 --> 00:58:56,075
Because, well, well…

1074
00:58:57,035 --> 00:59:00,079
Why keep secrets
from your own family, right?

1075
00:59:12,634 --> 00:59:14,385
Is he your partner?

1076
00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:16,971
Or your partner?

1077
00:59:23,186 --> 00:59:24,646
He is both.

1078
00:59:32,612 --> 00:59:33,821
I know.

1079
00:59:40,161 --> 00:59:41,579
oh

1080
00:59:46,209 --> 00:59:48,836
This is the bride
on FaceTimes!

1081
00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:51,047
What do you need, mom?

1082
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:52,757
<i>Who will curl
all your hair?</i>

1083
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,008
<i>Everyone come here.</i>

1084
00:59:54,259 --> 00:59:55,677
Come on! Let's go!

1085
00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:59,013
They were coming!

1086
01:00:07,981 --> 01:00:08,981
tight!

1087
01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:10,441
Yiayia,
open your presents

1088
01:00:10,525 --> 01:00:13,361
The pink one. The pink one.

1089
01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:16,864
"With love,
by Dominic."

1090
01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:18,741
"HO HO."

1091
01:00:19,367 --> 01:00:21,452
Who is Xoxo?

1092
01:00:21,536 --> 01:00:22,704
I don't know.

1093
01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:24,163
Okay.

1094
01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:27,292
One more layer and this won't move
until your next wedding.

1095
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:37,051
There.

1096
01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:41,931
And that will last you
until you graduate college.

1097
01:00:43,725 --> 01:00:44,726
- Okay.
- I'm fine.

1098
01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:46,102
They were good.

1099
01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:50,189
Paris, I hear about college
you stay in chicago

1100
01:00:50,273 --> 01:00:51,482
That's good!

1101
01:00:51,566 --> 01:00:53,401
Oh yes, close to home.

1102
01:00:58,448 --> 01:01:00,491
You look pretty
on your big day, Yiayia.

1103
01:01:00,575 --> 01:01:01,951
Dear <i>mow.</i>

1104
01:01:03,411 --> 01:01:06,748
On my wedding night,
I met my husband

1105
01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:07,999
and I passed out!

1106
01:01:08,082 --> 01:01:11,502
That was our mother's advice
gave us on our wedding day.

1107
01:01:11,586 --> 01:01:15,423
yes she said
"If you are too nervous to do your duty,

1108
01:01:15,757 --> 01:01:19,302
“just pretend to pass out and yours
the husband will take it from there."

1109
01:01:19,469 --> 01:01:20,511
I did it.

1110
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:22,305
I did it.
Oh my god.

1111
01:01:22,472 --> 01:01:24,932
I was waiting for Taki
scoop me up

1112
01:01:25,058 --> 01:01:26,809
Instead, he put
a blanket over me.

1113
01:01:26,893 --> 01:01:29,562
I slept on
cold floor alone.

1114
01:01:30,605 --> 01:01:33,941
Remember Paris
right up until your wedding night.

1115
01:01:34,067 --> 01:01:36,235
Tonight you defend
<i>poulaki.</i>

1116
01:01:38,196 --> 01:01:39,197
Okay, mom.

1117
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,615
you said it
let's continue.

1118
01:01:40,698 --> 01:01:42,617
There's more!
Of course.

1119
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,869
Didn't you leave the car running?
Hmm right. yes

1120
01:01:45,370 --> 01:01:48,331
Paris, open your eyes
knees closed!

1121
01:01:48,498 --> 01:01:51,501
And you, if you are
knees open

1122
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,211
close your eyes

1123
01:01:57,632 --> 01:01:59,675
I always keep
my eyes close tightly.

1124
01:01:59,842 --> 01:02:02,053
o It's not me. It's not me.

1125
01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:06,307
I pretend Taki is a vampire
from one of these movies.

1126
01:02:06,474 --> 01:02:09,977
Sometimes he likes me
to dress up as a wizard.

1127
01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:12,814
Because he has
magic wand.

1128
01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:15,817
O<i>. They,</i> I love
your sex stories.

1129
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,652
I have to go.

1130
01:02:17,819 --> 01:02:18,903
what time is it

1131
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,546
Oh yes.
We're running late, we have to go!

1132
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:24,912
Will you help me with the dress?
Of course it will.

1133
01:02:24,992 --> 01:02:26,744
He plucked his eyebrow.

1134
01:02:31,499 --> 01:02:33,042
Mana-Yaiya?

1135
01:02:36,337 --> 01:02:37,713
Sit down.

1136
01:02:59,402 --> 01:03:01,863
Just take it and go straight here?
yes

1137
01:03:25,511 --> 01:03:26,929
- Did you get my size?
- yes

1138
01:03:27,096 --> 01:03:28,264
This should fit.

1139
01:03:28,389 --> 01:03:29,432
Perfect!

1140
01:03:29,557 --> 01:03:31,684
It's a bit short.
sparks?

1141
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,519
What was the band like?
Funkateers.

1142
01:03:33,686 --> 01:03:35,021
They were huge.

1143
01:03:35,188 --> 01:03:36,230
I've never heard of them.

1144
01:03:36,397 --> 01:03:37,398
Oh look!

1145
01:03:37,565 --> 01:03:41,569
Alexander the Great when
he conquered Mesopotamia.

1146
01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:46,199
Oh, speaking of conquering,
Be gentle with your bride tonight.

1147
01:03:46,991 --> 01:03:48,659
oh!

1148
01:03:48,743 --> 01:03:49,911
So!

1149
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,246
What?

1150
01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:10,598
This is my brother, Panos.

1151
01:04:17,355 --> 01:04:20,066
i, i...
I don't like surprises.

1152
01:04:20,233 --> 01:04:21,776
Gus, the kids.

1153
01:04:22,568 --> 01:04:24,487
They did it for you.

1154
01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:26,739
Everyone united
their airline miles.

1155
01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:30,618
Ian, you don't know because
you are not successful like me

1156
01:04:30,785 --> 01:04:33,329
But when you do well,

1157
01:04:33,496 --> 01:04:37,416
you become a sign of hope
of the optimist.

1158
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:42,463
But for the pessimist, you represent
the stench of his own failure.

1159
01:04:43,464 --> 01:04:45,299
That was it
a long time ago, Gus.

1160
01:04:45,466 --> 01:04:48,970
I send him money.
He sends it back.

1161
01:04:49,470 --> 01:04:51,013
Let's go.

1162
01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:53,140
Surprise!

1163
01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:59,188
Congratulations to
your wedding today.

1164
01:04:59,522 --> 01:05:00,731
Thank you.

1165
01:05:00,815 --> 01:05:03,150
Put your things in the guest room,
huh? Okay.

1166
01:05:03,317 --> 01:05:05,945
Nick, you have
a big house.

1167
01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:08,447
What do you mean?
from that?

1168
01:05:08,614 --> 01:05:09,824
Oh, you know
what i want to say.

1169
01:05:09,991 --> 01:05:12,827
My son works a lot.
He deserves a house.

1170
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,662
And I don't?

1171
01:05:14,829 --> 01:05:16,664
You could have had this!
Everything!

1172
01:05:16,831 --> 01:05:19,834
I chose to stay
in our country.

1173
01:05:20,001 --> 01:05:23,504
I didn't abandon her then,
and now I won't. I am a real Greek!

1174
01:05:23,713 --> 01:05:25,506
And I am a real Greek.

1175
01:05:27,008 --> 01:05:28,342
Let's drink.

1176
01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:33,514
Come on, Dad.

1177
01:05:40,813 --> 01:05:42,648
To the homeland.

1178
01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:47,111
To <i>homeland</i>
and the drachma.

1179
01:05:56,996 --> 01:05:57,997
ah

1180
01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:16,349
To you, Panos,
my brother.

1181
01:06:18,392 --> 01:06:21,562
To you, Costa,
my brother.

1182
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:23,814
For you Nick
my brother.

1183
01:06:23,898 --> 01:06:25,524
For you Ian
my brother.

1184
01:06:56,889 --> 01:06:57,932
mom?

1185
01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:05,564
Eha.

1186
01:07:06,315 --> 01:07:07,733
Look at yourself.

1187
01:07:21,372 --> 01:07:22,748
You look great.

1188
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:25,334
Thank you.

1189
01:07:27,628 --> 01:07:30,881
I'm surprised you're not on
the prom chaperone committee.

1190
01:07:30,965 --> 01:07:32,800
they asked
but i said no

1191
01:07:33,384 --> 01:07:34,593
Why?
Do you need me to be?

1192
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:36,721
Oh God, no.

1193
01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:38,097
Okay then.

1194
01:07:41,142 --> 01:07:44,979
Am I always this close, you know
your shadow as two people?

1195
01:07:48,649 --> 01:07:50,443
yes
yes

1196
01:07:50,609 --> 01:07:51,652
Okay.

1197
01:07:52,319 --> 01:07:54,321
I step
back now.

1198
01:07:55,489 --> 01:07:58,617
Go and have it
great weather.

1199
01:07:58,784 --> 01:08:01,328
Tonight and

1200
01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:05,332
to college
in New York.

1201
01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:10,921
And although
I take a step back

1202
01:08:11,005 --> 01:08:13,382
I always will be
right here.

1203
01:08:17,011 --> 01:08:18,179
Thank you.

1204
01:08:19,346 --> 01:08:20,389
Okay.

1205
01:08:25,186 --> 01:08:26,187
It's Bennett!

1206
01:08:26,437 --> 01:08:29,398
Good! Take the door!
I'm going! I'm going!

1207
01:08:29,565 --> 01:08:31,245
No, don't grab the door!
Just go there.

1208
01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,778
Wait! What am I doing?
That's stupid. Be cool, be cool.

1209
01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:35,321
Okay, go.
Okay.

1210
01:08:51,754 --> 01:08:53,297
Uncle gives you a big hug.

1211
01:08:53,464 --> 01:08:54,507
yes

1212
01:08:55,466 --> 01:08:58,093
It was your grandmother
in a wedding dress?

1213
01:08:58,260 --> 01:08:59,261
yes

1214
01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:05,309
So where was the rest
your family?

1215
01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:06,560
And who?

1216
01:09:07,603 --> 01:09:10,564
I saw a bigger group
at the college fair.

1217
01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:12,441
oh yes

1218
01:09:13,108 --> 01:09:15,194
yes
They are like my family.

1219
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:18,322
Mmm Except mine
bigger stronger

1220
01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:20,241
oilier and in your face
than anyone?

1221
01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:21,492
No.

1222
01:09:21,659 --> 01:09:23,994
No family is noisier
than my Greek family.

1223
01:09:26,747 --> 01:09:27,748
are you greek

1224
01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:29,124
yes

1225
01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:41,846
Well, to Mana-Yiayia
in the house so...

1226
01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:44,181
I don't have
I saw her for...

1227
01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:45,599
hey dad

1228
01:09:45,766 --> 01:09:48,143
Oh, Ian! Help me, okay?
yes

1229
01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:49,645
Here. Yes, great.

1230
01:09:51,522 --> 01:09:53,023
Okay.

1231
01:09:53,107 --> 01:09:55,234
I will have to return this
you know

1232
01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:02,241
Do you ever need anything?

1233
01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:03,617
Like for example?

1234
01:10:04,076 --> 01:10:05,411
You know, from me.

1235
01:10:05,494 --> 01:10:09,081
You need me to do something
or do you want to talk about something?

1236
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,293
is anyone sick

1237
01:10:13,127 --> 01:10:14,795
No, Dad, I just...

1238
01:10:16,005 --> 01:10:18,048
Do you ever need something
I want you to call me, okay?

1239
01:10:20,426 --> 01:10:21,886
You got it, son.

1240
01:10:24,179 --> 01:10:25,806
Sure.
Okay.

1241
01:10:26,724 --> 01:10:28,142
see you
in church huh?

1242
01:10:29,226 --> 01:10:30,227
Okay, get dressed!

1243
01:10:30,311 --> 01:10:31,511
Hey, you should
rocking at the prom

1244
01:10:31,562 --> 01:10:32,897
make sure the attendants
they don't drink.

1245
01:10:32,980 --> 01:10:34,940
Oh no, don't spy on Paris.
Never!

1246
01:10:35,024 --> 01:10:36,483
Come on!

1247
01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:38,360
Tula! what time is it

1248
01:10:38,527 --> 01:10:41,071
And why are they?
limos aren't here?

1249
01:10:41,572 --> 01:10:43,198
Did we order limos?

1250
01:10:45,492 --> 01:10:46,619
Call Mike!

1251
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,250
I'll take you there
as fast as I can.

1252
01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:54,668
This is exciting!

1253
01:10:54,835 --> 01:10:56,045
"Exciting"?

1254
01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:57,963
ok
make a hole guys.

1255
01:11:01,342 --> 01:11:02,968
officer officer
slower please

1256
01:11:03,052 --> 01:11:04,345
Slower Please.
Just a little.

1257
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:06,555
I bet
Gus is nervous.

1258
01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:12,937
Faster, faster!
What?

1259
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:14,021
Hang in there ladies!

1260
01:11:15,356 --> 01:11:16,732
No no no!

1261
01:11:16,982 --> 01:11:17,983
Hoo-hoo-hoo.

1262
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:19,693
My nuts!

1263
01:11:38,045 --> 01:11:39,088
Wow kid.

1264
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,391
oh Beautiful.

1265
01:11:51,058 --> 01:11:52,059
Mana-Yayaya.

1266
01:11:52,434 --> 01:11:54,061
I like your hair.

1267
01:11:54,228 --> 01:11:56,397
I didn't even know
she had hair

1268
01:11:57,189 --> 01:11:58,232
yes

1269
01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:00,818
hey what are they doing
What's going on?

1270
01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:18,293
<i>Hey, it's Ian.
Leave me a message.</i>

1271
01:12:18,919 --> 01:12:21,338
I have an aunt who always
talk like it's there

1272
01:12:21,422 --> 01:12:23,549
like a stuck piece of lamb
in the back of her throat.

1273
01:12:23,716 --> 01:12:24,800
Always, she'll be, like,

1274
01:12:24,883 --> 01:12:26,677
"Bennett! Bennett!

1275
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:28,762
"Say hello to your parents!"

1276
01:12:29,263 --> 01:12:31,724
"If you see my daughter,
tell her I'm upstairs."

1277
01:12:31,807 --> 01:12:32,933
"Upstairs."

1278
01:12:35,144 --> 01:12:36,687
So why aren't you
in the greek club?

1279
01:12:37,146 --> 01:12:39,857
o Every day of my life
is a Greek club.

1280
01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:42,151
Hmmm
Why, what are you doing there?

1281
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,695
The same as they do in
such as the Chinese Club

1282
01:12:44,778 --> 01:12:46,947
and the Lebanese Club
and Spanish Club.

1283
01:12:47,031 --> 01:12:50,242
We all just sit
and we eat food

1284
01:12:50,325 --> 01:12:52,453
and we have fun
to our parents.

1285
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:53,996
Oh yeah?
yes

1286
01:12:56,081 --> 01:12:58,625
You look so good.

1287
01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:00,169
Thank you.

1288
01:13:00,586 --> 01:13:02,129
You do too.

1289
01:13:02,463 --> 01:13:03,630
Thank you.

1290
01:13:07,593 --> 01:13:10,262
hey wanna dance

1291
01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:11,638
yes

1292
01:13:11,722 --> 01:13:12,806
Got some killer moves.

1293
01:13:12,890 --> 01:13:14,516
can you I can boogie hard.
Let's do it.

1294
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,977
Okay then.

1295
01:13:17,061 --> 01:13:18,145
Oh well...

1296
01:13:41,752 --> 01:13:43,592
We had to bring
drinks here.

1297
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:44,755
Sit down.

1298
01:13:45,881 --> 01:13:47,341
I know, I know.

1299
01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:50,427
Have they been drinking?

1300
01:14:16,537 --> 01:14:19,081
I was waiting
long time for that.

1301
01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:32,845
She is coming. Look up.

1302
01:15:04,376 --> 01:15:05,377
Maria, what...

1303
01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:07,171
Where is she going?
<i>Father.</i>

1304
01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:10,132
Where is she going?

1305
01:15:10,215 --> 01:15:11,216
Tula,
do something

1306
01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:12,801
Come on!
Okay.

1307
01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:13,927
excuse us
excuse us.

1308
01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:16,221
What?
Now everyone is leaving.

1309
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:19,391
are you ok

1310
01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:20,514
What's going on?

1311
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:23,020
He does not accept
this seriously.

1312
01:15:26,023 --> 01:15:27,816
Gus,
go drink

1313
01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:32,821
He is now.

1314
01:15:32,905 --> 01:15:34,781
what am i
to marry?

1315
01:15:35,616 --> 01:15:36,867
What's going on?

1316
01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:39,661
Who says woman
must he be married?

1317
01:15:40,704 --> 01:15:42,414
Um, you. Our whole life.

1318
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:47,085
because in my time,
women are brought up to marry.

1319
01:15:47,336 --> 01:15:48,545
But is that it?

1320
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:53,800
I was thinking
maybe i could travel.

1321
01:15:54,051 --> 01:15:58,055
I could cure diseases,
wrote poetry

1322
01:15:58,138 --> 01:16:00,807
I had the adventure of my life.

1323
01:16:01,475 --> 01:16:04,686
Instead of being saddled
with a grumbling old man

1324
01:16:04,770 --> 01:16:07,981
screams every morning
for its mineral oil

1325
01:16:08,065 --> 01:16:10,108
so his bowels
will not backup!

1326
01:16:13,111 --> 01:16:14,238
I'll take my mother.

1327
01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:15,989
yes yes
Okay.

1328
01:16:19,493 --> 01:16:20,577
what's up baby

1329
01:16:20,661 --> 01:16:23,497
Mom, you really should come.
She's going crazy. I'm coming!

1330
01:16:24,331 --> 01:16:26,875
What do men want?
Companion

1331
01:16:27,209 --> 01:16:28,585
or a nurse?

1332
01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,129
Okay, here's mom.

1333
01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:34,633
Gus is a good man.

1334
01:16:34,716 --> 01:16:36,134
He is a crazy man.

1335
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:38,637
True.

1336
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,348
You know, I can't do this anymore.

1337
01:16:42,099 --> 01:16:44,559
No no no.
I don't do that

1338
01:16:44,726 --> 01:16:46,812
Tula, do something!

1339
01:16:46,895 --> 01:16:48,175
I try not to
fixed everything.

1340
01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:50,023
This doesn't work!
This doesn't work.

1341
01:16:50,107 --> 01:16:51,107
This doesn't work.

1342
01:16:51,191 --> 01:16:52,609
- Think for a second.
- I have nothing.

1343
01:16:52,693 --> 01:16:53,933
Ladies.

1344
01:16:55,529 --> 01:16:56,530
Maria.

1345
01:16:57,114 --> 01:17:02,661
Fifty years ago Gus was so happy
because he had found someone

1346
01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:07,541
who was brave like him to come
America and experience an adventure.

1347
01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:11,628
I remember
the hopeful expression.

1348
01:17:11,712 --> 01:17:16,925
And he has the same look
on his face today.

1349
01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:24,433
I was brave.

1350
01:17:27,436 --> 01:17:32,190
Maybe my adventure
was to start a family.

1351
01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:36,820
Marriage is not
for everyone

1352
01:17:39,239 --> 01:17:42,159
but it worked
good for me

1353
01:17:46,330 --> 01:17:49,708
It was a good life.
It was a good life.

1354
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:50,834
mom

1355
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:53,253
Psst!

1356
01:17:54,504 --> 01:17:57,007
You're still hot.

1357
01:17:57,424 --> 01:17:58,633
I know.

1358
01:17:58,717 --> 01:17:59,760
Get out.

1359
01:18:14,524 --> 01:18:17,027
Dad said he couldn't sleep
without your snoring.

1360
01:18:18,945 --> 01:18:20,864
I don't snore, he snores.

1361
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:21,948
Okay.

1362
01:18:24,451 --> 01:18:26,453
Can't sleep without me?

1363
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,621
No.

1364
01:18:44,930 --> 01:18:46,098
You know what?

1365
01:18:48,850 --> 01:18:49,976
I love him.

1366
01:18:50,102 --> 01:18:51,478
Ah!

1367
01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:54,481
Your father may be crazy

1368
01:18:54,815 --> 01:18:58,193
but at least I'm not
his blood relative.

1369
01:18:58,276 --> 01:18:59,486
It's you!

1370
01:19:00,529 --> 01:19:01,780
I'm sorry

1371
01:19:05,951 --> 01:19:07,702
Ah, let's do this thing.

1372
01:19:08,412 --> 01:19:09,746
oh!
Good!

1373
01:19:10,497 --> 01:19:12,749
Hurry up!
Hurry up!

1374
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:14,459
Okay, okay, okay.

1375
01:19:14,543 --> 01:19:17,003
You can do it!
Good! Good!

1376
01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:41,194
Thank you.

1377
01:19:53,582 --> 01:19:55,667
Hello.

1378
01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:58,587
You are here!
yes

1379
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,548
Everything going smoothly?

1380
01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:02,716
Oh, no.

1381
01:20:04,301 --> 01:20:06,011
Have you seen Paris?

1382
01:20:06,386 --> 01:20:07,554
yes

1383
01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:22,194
Say something nice.

1384
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:24,279
I missed her.

1385
01:20:26,406 --> 01:20:27,657
Good enough.

1386
01:20:28,658 --> 01:20:30,285
I missed you too.

1387
01:20:37,501 --> 01:20:39,669
But you snore, not me.

1388
01:20:50,931 --> 01:20:52,807
Eha. They do it.

1389
01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:54,100
yes

1390
01:21:04,611 --> 01:21:05,654
hello

1391
01:21:06,488 --> 01:21:07,614
hello

1392
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,787
will you marry me

1393
01:21:16,331 --> 01:21:17,415
yes

1394
01:21:20,001 --> 01:21:21,127
Now.

1395
01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:22,879
Now?

1396
01:21:23,338 --> 01:21:24,464
Now.

1397
01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:26,466
yes

1398
01:24:49,836 --> 01:24:50,920
Look what he did!

1399
01:24:51,004 --> 01:24:52,964
We did it! Come on!

1400
01:24:53,089 --> 01:24:54,758
huh?

1401
01:24:55,341 --> 01:24:57,469
Hey, I wasn't avoiding you.

1402
01:24:57,635 --> 01:25:01,181
I've just been a mother for so long,
I don't remember how to be us.

1403
01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:04,017
After Paris went to college,
it will be just us.

1404
01:25:04,184 --> 01:25:06,686
We can do whatever we want.
We can take a vacation.

1405
01:25:06,853 --> 01:25:08,521
We can adopt a baby.

1406
01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:10,774
Think about it!

1407
01:25:10,857 --> 01:25:13,568
Come on, think about it.
We can do anything, we are newlyweds!

1408
01:25:13,735 --> 01:25:15,069
Yes, we are.

1409
01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:16,863
We are.

1410
01:25:20,366 --> 01:25:21,785
Have you thought about that?

1411
01:25:21,868 --> 01:25:25,914
Okay, too soon. Okay, just give it
little thought little thought

1412
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:30,210
Hey mom, let's dance.

1413
01:25:30,877 --> 01:25:31,878
Uh-uh.

1414
01:25:38,051 --> 01:25:41,554
Hi, I'm Patrick.
So glad to finally meet you.

1415
01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:43,640
You look Greek.

1416
01:25:43,723 --> 01:25:44,724
are you

1417
01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:46,434
No sir.

1418
01:25:46,601 --> 01:25:47,977
That's good.

1419
01:25:48,061 --> 01:25:49,729
Don't apologize.

1420
01:25:52,232 --> 01:25:54,025
Let's dance.

1421
01:25:54,776 --> 01:25:58,321
All my life I had
mole on my belly

1422
01:25:58,404 --> 01:26:00,615
It was shaped
like Mykonos.

1423
01:26:00,782 --> 01:26:04,035
oh! I have so many
let me tell you. I'm coming.

1424
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,414
See

1425
01:26:13,169 --> 01:26:14,587
hello
Hey!

1426
01:26:15,255 --> 01:26:17,131
I will kill you!

1427
01:26:17,507 --> 01:26:18,842
oh!

1428
01:26:18,925 --> 01:26:19,925
Guys!

1429
01:26:19,968 --> 01:26:21,970
Come on! you get up
Leave him alone.

1430
01:26:22,053 --> 01:26:23,304
I'm so sorry.
Let's go.

1431
01:26:23,388 --> 01:26:24,388
I'm very sorry.

1432
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:26,683
Wait guys, my crazy!
Come on!

1433
01:26:26,766 --> 01:26:28,434
Guys! Be careful.

1434
01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:34,065
I have to do something

1435
01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:35,275
What?

1436
01:26:39,404 --> 01:26:41,948
Dad, look, come.

1437
01:26:43,074 --> 01:26:44,117
Right there.

1438
01:26:46,452 --> 01:26:47,453
I knew it!

1439
01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:53,792
Great!

1440
01:26:53,835 --> 01:26:55,211
Stop it! Stop the music.

1441
01:26:55,628 --> 01:26:57,255
Thank you, thank you!

1442
01:26:59,632 --> 01:27:02,468
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1443
01:27:02,635 --> 01:27:06,931
<i>this paper is
official document</i>

1444
01:27:07,098 --> 01:27:11,477
<i>which proves that I,
Gus Portokalos,</i>

1445
01:27:12,020 --> 01:27:16,941
<i>I am a direct descendant
of Alexander the Great.</i>

1446
01:27:20,278 --> 01:27:21,654
Of course you are!

1447
01:27:23,031 --> 01:27:24,991
Hey, that means we all are!

1448
01:27:25,074 --> 01:27:26,075
Yes, we are!

1449
01:27:26,492 --> 01:27:28,161
Yes yes yes!

1450
01:27:32,957 --> 01:27:36,544
Look! Do you see this?
Alexander the Great!

1451
01:27:40,173 --> 01:27:42,175
Did you write
this letter?

1452
01:27:42,508 --> 01:27:43,593
yes

1453
01:27:43,676 --> 01:27:44,677
Mmm-hmm.

1454
01:27:46,179 --> 01:27:49,974
The paper?
I'm going to frame this.

1455
01:28:11,037 --> 01:28:12,664
yes Here.

1456
01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:17,543
It's pretty strong
back there.

1457
01:28:18,503 --> 01:28:20,004
Want to join us?

1458
01:28:22,507 --> 01:28:23,758
Come on!

1459
01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:26,928
Well, I could eat
little thing.

1460
01:28:27,053 --> 01:28:29,097
I'm thirsty. Really?
Yes, this is...

1461
01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:47,573
Come on!

1462
01:29:04,924 --> 01:29:05,925
where are you from

1463
01:29:06,009 --> 01:29:07,010
Chicago. You?

1464
01:29:07,093 --> 01:29:08,302
Boston.

1465
01:29:09,971 --> 01:29:11,681
Anyway, I'm Elizabeth.

1466
01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:13,099
I'm Paris.

1467
01:29:16,436 --> 01:29:18,771
Um, are there any left?

1468
01:29:22,567 --> 01:29:24,110
true
They were going.

1469
01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:25,945
Call me
on FaceTimes.

1470
01:29:26,029 --> 01:29:27,280
Don't forget to eat.

1471
01:29:27,363 --> 01:29:28,614
Call me
when you need me

1472
01:29:30,241 --> 01:29:31,242
Bye.

1473
01:29:31,784 --> 01:29:33,703
Bye bye! Okay.

1474
01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:35,413
Okay, let's go.
Okay.

1475
01:29:35,496 --> 01:29:36,497
bye baby Bye.

1476
01:29:36,581 --> 01:29:37,999
- Bye.
- Bye, honey.

1477
01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:40,293
- Bye. bye baby Bye.
- Bye bye!

1478
01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:41,627
Bye.

1479
01:29:42,378 --> 01:29:43,963
Bye. Bye.

1480
01:29:44,464 --> 01:29:45,715
- Bye.
- Let's go, honey.

1481
01:29:45,798 --> 01:29:46,924
Bye! Bye!

1482
01:29:47,008 --> 01:29:48,301
- Bye.
- Bye.